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From this one question- I can tell you all about yrself!
Do you prefer [[chartreuse]] or [[taupe]]?
chartreuse is a greenish yellow thing, taupe a bland earth tone. Bright and lively, huh? Very interesting.
<<set $personality to "flirtatious">>
[[See your results|Results]] Ah, mellow and elegant.
<<set $personality to "big booty boi">>
[[See your results|Results]] Our test has determined that your personality type
is $personality. Thanks for participating!
Do you think this was [[accurate]] or [[completely wrong?]]Well yeah, I am a professional. But, it's nice to hear someone appreciates your work, ya know? You seem kind of cool, What's yr name?
<<textbox "$player_name" "Your name" "Greetings">>What the hecc u goin on about?
U tryin to [[fight me]]? or, you just gonna [[walk away]]?pls don't hurt me. i'm sorry.
Your hand is clenched in a fist, you strike out. OUCH! you have punched the monitor, shattered it, and cut yr hand
What the hecc were ya thinkin? SAD ENDING 2/10 stars.
You are boiling with rage. do you [[count to 10]]? or clench your [[fists]]?
<<endif>>thot so, ya thot!
<img src="https://66.media.tumblr.com/9761d9363114e443877cb23175f49100/tumblr_pn8j8aY0gC1qel269o1_400.jpg" alt="ya burnt">
<<set $player_fate to either("death", "happiness", "roscoe")>>
<<if $player_fate is "death">>
You die, the burn is too sick. RIP (n dip)
<<elseif $player_fate is "happiness">>
You realize there ain't nothin wrong with being a thot. You embrace this understanding of your deepest self and find true happiness.
<<elseif $player_fate is "roscoe">>
You decide to adopt a dog. Computers are nothin but trouble, but this warm lil puppy brings you true everlasting joy.
variables endings! good job, good game. Hello, <<print $player_name>>! Nice to meet ya. You can call me- Daddy.
BEST ENDING. CONGRATS! ANYONE CAN BE A FATHER, BUT TAKE SPECIAL PERSON TO BE A DADDY!!!!!You count to ten. Like you learned in therapy. All thoughts of revenge leave your mind and you realize things are going pretty well. Life is a great and wonderous experience. Let's quit this game and get to some real gaming- like pokemon go'in outside!
THE END. SOLID CHOICES. HAPPY ENDING. ONE LUV. Your hand clenches into a fist, like the fist you put in big booty butts. You look back to the quiz giver with rage in yr eyes.
<<set $fist to 1>>